[Wormy]

Surprise, surprise.



You're gonna need a bigger brain.



No problem.



You don't want to read these.



Who would buy this? Seriously, who would buy this?



**Reaches for wallet**



These are over by Hurler. Coincidence? I think not.

[lanigan911]

Am I the only one who sees the hilarity in the Vivid shirt being sold at Carowinds?

[KenB]

The second from the bottom may come in handy at park events, and the breakfasts before them...

[Wormy]

Just give me one of everything.



Yeah, Mr. Lucas.



Life is carp.



Can I have the worm?



You're definitely doing it wrong.



I call BS. They look fake to me.



For seven bucks a beer, this is highly unlikely.

[Wormy]

How old did you say you were?



It depends on the cougar.



Great, this is stuck in my head now.



Mixed nuts.



Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your crayons and your pencils.



Whatever makes you a happy camper.



Makes me want to kick someone's axe.



My favorite shirt ever.

Got a little carried away on Monday, so I broke these into chunks for more efficient page loading. As for the Jaws shirt, I'm puzzled as to why it's being sold here in the first place - I can understand it being sold at Universal, but here? I guess it makes as much sense as the Rocky shirt across from it. Whatever sells.

[Lil_Gump]

This one really ticks me off.

[Jay]

And why is that?

[!ntimidator]

is it because of i 305 or the speed only 75 mph?

[Lil_Gump]

That's clearly I305 track.

[Jay]

Wouldn't be the first time they had a shirt at Carowinds without actually showing a ride at Carowinds.

[Davidtmp]

That's clearly I305 track.

Once again, the general public buying this shirt wouldn't know the difference.

[Wormy]

Peace, love, and bugs.



NAT good.



A shirt I can refuse.



YO, ADRIAN! I DID IT! I FOUND MY SHIRT!



Since 1992.



There was a snake in the paint factory when it blew.



OK.



So?



Some do and some don't.



What's up with the guitars?



They're everywhere!



Explain.



Night night.



Well it is.



A boy, his dog, and fireworks that don't exist.



Contrary to what you may believe, this is not going to get you any.

[bgwfreak]

I only collect coaster shirts for coasters longer than 935ft long.

I mean, they couldn't come up with another stat they could put on there? Six Inversions?

It's actually not a bad looking shirt, but I have a headache now.



Must not have watched Gold Member.

[Skycoastin Steve]

^To be technical, Cobra only has 3 inversions.

And the bottom t-shirt is a reference to The Hangover. If you haven't seen it, it's really impossible to explain quickly, so I'll just tell you to see the movie.

[Wormy]

I've seen the movie; didn't make the connection. Guess that's how memorable it was for me. Thanks though.